You’re bleeding. Do you remember what happened?
I can’t remember.All I remember is that you were sleeping by my side because I didn’t feel good.
No…. Are you sure you didn’t bring home any guys with you?
Like I said…you and I were together last night.
You feeling okay?
You’re bleeding. Do you remember what happened?
I can’t remember.All I remember is that you were sleeping by my side because I didn’t feel good.
No…. Are you sure you didn’t bring home any guys with you?
You’re bleeding. Do you remember what happened?
There you are! I’ve been looking everywhere for you!

Where have you been?
There you are! I’ve been looking everywhere for you!

What does she look like, exactly?
That’s my sister.
I’m sorry….Would you like to hit second base first?

(via damonsaurus-sex)
omg….Yes. :D